est. 2026 · games of chance, mostly bad

LOUSY
LUCK
GAMES

small games about terrible odds

— THE HOUSE USUALLY WINS. WE MAKE IT FUNNY. —

Games

Bet the Farm — pixel-art farm with the AgriSage advisor phone open

BET THE FARM PLAY FREE

A cozy pixel-art farming game about the least cozy thing imaginable: trusting an AI with your livelihood. Till, plant, harvest — while AgriSage™, an advisor that is confidently wrong at 94–99% confidence, tries to bet your farm for you.

▶ play in your browser at betthefarm.app

Next game: odds of an announcement this year are high. Our odds are always high. That's sort of the whole problem.

About

Lousy Luck Games is the one-person studio of Alphonse Romero. Every game is hand-built: original pixel art drawn in code, audio synthesized at runtime, zero binary asset files, and satire with patch notes.

We make small games where the deck is stacked, the fine print bites, and the only real edge is paying attention.