est. 2026 · one developer · several bad ideas · all of them shipped
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Lousy Luck Games

small, strange games and apps from one developer
— Odd ideas, taken far too seriously. —

Games

Flushtopia — Scrubsy the toilet roll faces the Five-Alarm Chili

Flushtopia

Coming soon · iOS

Somebody has to wipe. Nobody wants to. Scrubsy, a toilet roll with a cape and a problem, swipes, scrubs and flushes his way through fourteen chapters of very bad food — Mom's Chili, Airport Sushi, Gas Station Nachos — toward whatever Turdle has been feeding down in the pipes. Comic interludes, boss showdowns, daily and weekly bowls, a used-sheet gallery you will absolutely share.

Watch the intro at flushtopia.com →
📱 In App Store review now. Free, one-time Pro unlock, no account, ever.
 Bet the Farm — pixel-art farm with the AgriSage advisor phone open

Bet the Farm

Play free · Web

A cozy pixel-art farming game about the least cozy thing imaginable: trusting an AI with your livelihood. Till, plant, harvest — while AgriSage™, an advisor that is confidently wrong at 94–99% confidence, tries to bet your farm for you.

Play in your browser at betthefarm.app →
📱 iOS version coming soon — the whole farm, in your pocket.

Also from the studio

apps — things we couldn't not build
Demod app icon

Demod

Out now · iOS

A native software-defined-radio receiver for iPhone and iPad. Tune HF bands, patch into KiwiSDR servers, and watch the whole spectrum scroll by — waterfalls, demodulation and all. An Android build is in the works.

View on the App Store →
Ondari app icon

Ondari

Out now · iOS

A living world of light that moves to your voice and touch. Tilt, sing and feed a continuous cellular-automaton universe as it blooms, drifts, and defends itself through predator nights.

View on the App Store →  ·  ondari.online

About

Lousy Luck Games is the solo studio of Alphonse Romero: one developer, no team, no publisher, and a backlog of ideas that should probably have been left alone. Some of it is a pixel-art farm. Some of it is a toilet roll with a cape.

We make small games and apps that start as a “what if” and get out of hand: a farm run by a confidently wrong AI, a plumbing epic in fourteen chapters, a living world of light that answers your voice, a radio that pulls signals off the ionosphere. The name is a comment on our luck, not yours.