est. 2026 · games of chance, mostly bad

Lousy Luck Games

small games about terrible odds

— The house usually wins. We make it funny. —

Games

Bet the Farm

A cozy pixel-art farming game about the least cozy thing imaginable: trusting an AI with your livelihood. Till, plant, harvest — while AgriSage™, an advisor that is confidently wrong at 94–99% confidence, tries to bet your farm for you.

Play in your browser at betthefarm.app →

📱 iOS version coming soon — the whole farm, in your pocket.

Next up — and this one's plumber-approved.

A new game is in the pipes. Literally where it belongs, which — given our track record — feels thematically correct. We can't say much yet, only that it's the most fun we've had building anything. The odds it ships? High. Our odds are always high. That's sort of the whole problem.

Also from the studio

not games of chance — just things we couldn't not build

Demod

Out now · iOS

A native software-defined-radio receiver for iPhone and iPad. Tune HF bands, patch into KiwiSDR servers, and watch the whole spectrum scroll by — waterfalls, demodulation and all. An Android build is in the works.

View on the App Store →

Ondari

Coming soon · iOS

A living world of light that moves to your voice and touch. Tilt, sing and feed a continuous cellular-automaton universe as it blooms, drifts, and defends itself through predator nights.

Preview at ondari.online →

About

Lousy Luck Games is the one-person studio of Alphonse Romero. Every game is hand-built: original pixel art drawn in code, audio synthesized at runtime, zero binary asset files, and satire with patch notes.

We make small games where the deck is stacked, the fine print bites, and the only real edge is paying attention — plus a few apps that started as “what if” and got out of hand.